Sometimes guys just don't know how to make the first move. Instead, they try other ways to impress the ladies. Or, freak them out. A New Mexico woman is getting some dudes bologna. It appears that a stranger has been leaving pieces of bologna on her doorstep. The man has been delivering the deli meat to her front door and slapping a piece of it on her doorknob. He also appears to have soaked the meat in pee as it smells like urine. This experience is also hurting real estate values in the neighborhood as other neighbors have also reportedly received this man's bologna and are moving because of it.